Today we bought fireworks. I mean we really bought fireworks. They’re having a toofer at Tesco’s so we wound up with a shopping trolley-full of fireworks for half price. Driving them home was like the Wages of Fear – I maintained a steady 5 mph as the sweat beaded on my forehead. We’re going to set them all off in the garden next weekend. I hereby prophesy that we’ll manage about three Roman Candles before one or all of the small children present goes bonkers and we have to call the whole thing off.

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  1. Done the same new years Eve. Bought som e big proper fireworks for the first time. Recently moved jobs to warwick and found a local firework shop who sold off old some old Nov fireworks stock at less than half price. My italian neighbour (has a few bob) always buys some big ones (large cakes and rockets) and makes our endless Nov 5th trinkets in a box look really crap. So this new year we had a party (so did he) and me my brother + brother-in-law all went shares. We got ?250 including some real big mothers. Our finale was this sucker 3ft tall and about 5 inch diameter, big enough to take out Saddam. WE DONE HIM REAL GOOD!Jordans fireworks buy-on-line am told another sale due in feb.

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