Irritating, sarcastic, good-looking
I’m thinking of growing a moustache.
Do you have a good reason for doing that?
Go the whole hog and sprout a beard, mate. You won’t regret it. Remember, wearing a beard isn’t a lifestyle statement; shaving is.
But then you get mocked by NTK (http://www.ntk.net/2003/09/19/)…
Main advantage – no daily shaving
Main disadvantage – if you’re dehydrated you get spiky and nobody will kiss you
Steve, don’t do it, someone once told me that a man who has a moustache or beard is either lazy or has something to hide..
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