29 Jul 2025

Nearly half a bicycle

The atomic theory in Kilburn This place (on Kilburn High Road) has been morphing steadily from dry cleaner’s to bike shop over the last few years. I remember being surprised one morning to see a few kids’ bikes lined up for sale outside but I’d say the shop is now approaching 50% bike shop. You […]

13 Jan 2025

Where is my patriotism?

Come, love of country, fill my heart… I do love Britain. I guess I love England more. London most of all. I hope that in my life I’ve honoured the place I live and not disgraced it or undermined it (I support England and GB in sporting events – I fly a little flag on […]

6 Sep 2024

Some bullet-points about regulation

In case you’d got the wrong idea about how the ’regulatory state‘ is supposed to work UPDATED 23 May 2025. I could update this thing daily. Regulation is always a news story in the UK (Search any news service for ‘regulation‘ right now and you’ll get a long list of current news stories about regulating […]


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  • ‘Working class golf’ – the posh media will never understand it

    Broadcasters and journalists – please stop trying to explain darts. I know you were privately educated and find darts to be kind of exotic – like chicken shops or pigeon…

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  • No not that one, the other one

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  • Hollywood Babylon – a two-part aside

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  • Dudes in the woods

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  • Chaps in trouble

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  • A 1918 double bill: pathos and perfect slapstick followed by a mind-expanding account of the Russian revolution

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