My favourite search terms

People arriving at my web site via a search engine are searching for the strangest things. According to my logs the number one search term is “The Gruffalo” which makes sense. Also pretty high up the list are “diy coffee table” (and, of course, “coffee table diy“), “chat rooms for boring gits“, “bamber gascoigne birthday” and “good cowhand photos“. My favourite, though, is “quotes on being ignored“. I’m number 1 result at Google for “bamber gascoigne birthday” and “diy coffee table”. With results like those it seems obvious that what I should really be doing here is not rambling on like this but selling Bamber Gascoigne-themed birthday gifts and DIY coffee tables.