So, thanks to Robin and his idle mates, I now have a big enough Nectar logo and I’ve set up my Cafe Press shop so you can actually buy a “No. I do not have a Nectar Card” t-shirt. So, the next time you’re asked “Do you have a Nectar Card?”, you don’t need to say anything ? just point insolently at your chest (and, for the time being, profits will still go to UNHCR, unless you’ve got a better idea). Update. I’ve actually sold a few of these. Remarkable. It’s not just Michael Moore who hates Nectar Cards.