Year: 2023

  • Slow progress

    It is possible for geniuses to explain things in ways that non-geniuses can understand but sometimes they need to switch formats to do it. — I’ve spent a stupid amount…

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  • And your enemies closer

    ’Close-marking’ is an electoral strategy, the invention of the now legendary Labour Party spokesman Alastair Campbell and strategist Peter Mandelson. — The idea is that an opposition party assembles focus…

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  • End of the line

    The Conservative Party is, famously, the most successful political party in history. — The party is a shape-shifting cockroach that’s survived the whole industrial era, the expansion of the franchise,…

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  • Metre disorder

    I love poetry. I write poetry, I love rhyme and rhythm and structural play of all kinds. I write in rhyme. But I can’t see metre. — I know what…

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  • Civilianise the police

    Trying to turn a 19th Century property-protection force, organised like the army, into a 21st Century organisation, modelled on a corporation, is a mug’s game. — The Met is in…

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  • Hi-viz

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  • How do you like your tradition?

    Essentially perfect small town joy or ridiculous and contrived ceremonial fiction? — I was watching this ace video about the shrovetide madness that takes over in several small English towns…

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  • 1998, the last time New York City had the correct amount of visual chaos

    It was the end of history but it was before 9/11, before the dot.com crash, a whole decade before the Great Recession — Zuckerberg was still at school. I was…

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  • Night shift

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  • More Klingon than Starfleet

    A Musk spaceship will be a Musk workplace — FURTHER UPDATE 13 January 2025. It’s difficult to know where this will end. Musk – a foreigner, remember – now has…

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