Buy this thing

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It looks like a home enema kit but you are definitely going to need this baby for your upcoming fortnight in Suffolk or the Dordogne or wherever you take your 4×4 these days. It’s a supremely clever and slightly weird car accessory: an ingenious 12 volt cigarette lighter-powered shower attachment. Go on, wash your feet.

(watch me shoot to the top of the Google rankings for ‘home enema kit’).